We need to talk. When it comes to a relationship, there has to be some sort of compromises made. I know that you offer me burritos, bowls, tacos (with crispy or soft corn or flour tortillas), and even salads, but there is still something that bothers me. I like guacamole. I really do. Yours is delicious and seems to be made fresh on the premises daily. The thing is.....must you charge me $1.75 to add it to my meal? I know, I know - the quality is amazing. It's just -hmmm,how do I say this - you're smothering me, er, my burrito bowl. I don't need a pint of guac on top of my food.
Like the old saying goes, "Where's the Beef?" No, seriously, I can't find it.
Could you please offer me like a $.50 portion? My girlfriends (the cast of Sex and the City) said sometimes its not the size that matters, its how you use it. In this case I recommend using it a little more sparingly. As a really really smart and I'm sure extremely reliable (and not at all manipulative) website taught me, "A ɡrеаt test οf a man’s trυе feelings іѕ tο mаkе yourself scarce....It’s thаt longing tο see уου thаt wіƖƖ push hіm tο want tο bе together wіth уου permanently." Lets give that a shot.
xoxo,
tre
From the manipulative website:
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Who wrote this? Madea?
madea was on oprah and apparently it was quite touching. or so says my mom. i laughed. yeah that website was terrible.
ReplyDeleteDude, Madea was on Oprah on the episode where Tyler Perry confessed he'd been sexually abused as a boy. I think your mom meant "touching" in a dirty way. J.K. Rowling.
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